Old rant.

This below is a bulletin that constantly is circulating myspace AND I'M FREAKING SICK AND TIRED OF HOW SOCIETY PRE-DETERMINES HOW "GUYS FLIRT"
I'm SICK of it completely sick of it you turn on the television and you'll see a zillion sitcoms using these guidelines below
do me a favor Bettie's if you see a guy using a single one of lines or motions or whatever you want to call them don't just turn and run... DIVE. DIVE through any nearby window, tuck and roll and continue fleeing getting away from these lame men isn't good enough. You HAVE to preform some sort of death defying stunt to lose them.


♥HOW GUYS FLIRT [ >:( ]


> He stares at you a lot.
WHAT? WHAT? REALLY? cmonnn do you honestly ever find it flirty if a guy is just staring at you?
REALLY? BE HONEST. Because if some chick was staring at me I'd be like beotch wtf is your problem.

> He hits you a lot(playfully)

WOW WHATTTT PHYSICAL ABUSE IS FLIRTY?
maybe the next time I see a guy punch a chick in the face
I'll pause to sigh and single out to my friends on what a sweet gesture that young man
inflicted on the young woman.

>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
Uhm. NO? NO? NO? NO? NO?

Let me correct that its called BEING FRIENDLY
and I just love how so many girls out there associate being friendly with FLIRTING
it makes my life exceedingly difficult.

>He yelled, "Hi!" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
I don't know about you d00d but this guy is showing class A violent stalker characteristics first he stares at you.. a lot... the he hits you.... a lot .... then he starts yelling at your parents? LIKE WHAT? REALLY? AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK THIS IS OKAY?


>He blew off his buds to go see "BrownSugar" with you because you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
WHAT? man whoever wrote this stupid thing has serious issues.
I just love how she casually decides to invite this stalker to go see a movie
with her ... ALONE!

Its obvious this girl isn't just surpassing the bounds of recklessness
she is full force throwing herself in a den of wolves.
she is grabbing a fully loaded gun and playing Russian roulette
she is standing on the roof of a car that is about to crash into a wall while being completely naked as to avoid any cushioning whatsoever.
She's plain suicidal or she just really wants to get raped.

> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
WHAT? WHAT???
are you like hitting him with a metal bat now?!
I'm starting to pity this guy now not only does he have stalker issues
but the girl he's stalking is completely psychotic!

> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
yeah well see me after some one hits me over the head
with a metal bat I'd be talking softer too.

> You hung up on him.
WHAT? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY LOGICAL SENSE WHATSOEVER
Here you have this guy stalking you. Okay fine.
He hits you yells at your parents yada yada yada etc... Okay fine.
You get even by hitting over the head with a metal bat. Okay weird.
His voice gets softer due to head trauma caused by the metal bat. Okay weird... but at least it seems your accepting the situation as a typical boyfriend/girlfriend situation
THEN THIS THEN THIS LIKE SERIOUSLY AFTER ALL THE WEIRD STUFF GOING ON
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP NOT ONLY HAVE YOU PHYSICALLY IMPAIRED HIM YOU DECIDE TO HANG UP ON HIM

... how is this even flirty anymore?

>He called you back

I don't believe this.

> You where invited by him to a group outin
gang rape?


>He called you to talk about nothing at all.
He's an idiot that gets a comical release from wasting your time
some how I'm not surprised about any turns this relationship is taking.


> He imitates your laugh. Which makes you laugh even harder.

HOW IS THAT EVEN FUNNY/FLIRTY?

HOW?


SERIOUSLY

SOME ONE

RIGHT NOW

SEND ME A MESSAGE

AND EXPLAIN TO ME

THE MAN IS MOCKING YOU, AND YOUR LAUGHING.

Unbelievable


> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
Wow okay that's normal...I guess?

> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
Listen douche, eye contact is NOT flirting.
Its the polite thing to do while having polite conversation.

>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
OH WELL HELLO YEAR 2009 SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS CONSIDERED FLIRTY
seriously.... this girl considers a guy being fresh with her as flirty... what is the world coming to? some one tell me... like now...

AND NOW MY FAVORITE PART EVER
THE PART WHERE YOU MAKE A WISH.
>Now make a wish.
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>Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this
But of course no one really ever figured out that
the real purpose of these so called myspace survey's are really just a scheme to figure out for the person who posted the survey
who reads the survey.

>If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
Like how do they even know that? really?
maybe the government using the area 51 research lab to build a machine that can see into the future, but instead of using the machine to save countless lifes or prevent natural disasters. They gave it to whoever makes these stupid freaking things just to inform you that if you don't repost you'll lose the guy that likes you.

>Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.

Oh and btw apparently the machine can only see 15 minutes into the future... better repost this fast.


After reading this entire rant/thing I hope I drove my over emphasized point about what kind of mockery modern day society has created out of the whole "dating scene".