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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

luls.

Dudeee I got so bored today in class I drew in large letters the words "GERMANY" followed by the words "BLITZKRIEG" then I used my pen to invade my neighboring friends papers. Jed was Poland and Amrit was England. Poland was particularly susceptible to my attack, however Amrit realizing what happened to his comrade prepared himself for the long haul.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Quote

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out."

Ramble.

Got rid of a girl in my life which I was foolishly considering regardless of her being the complete opposite of my religion and complete opposite in so many other ways because of this she's just not what I'm looking for... something along the lines of Amelia Earhart from Night at the Museum 2 captures my interest <3 :D





Now that's a dame!

Luls.

*RING RING*
ME: HEY WHATS UP :D!?
Sabrina: Hay guess whose here with me!
ME: WHO?
Sabrina: Kate! She's on break! whats the water I'm hearing in the background
your not being a pig and using the...
ME: DUDE ITS MY SHOWER....
Sabrina: Oh dear God! WHY WOULD YOU ANSWER THE PHONE NAKED
ME: I usually answer the phone naked... even when i'm not showering...
Sabrina: pig! call me when you get some clothes on bai! *click*

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Today
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Voicemail: Hay Sebby it's been almost four days and you never called me back I'm starting to worry you got arrested for some sort of lewd act or worse burned all your clothes.

Me: *Laughing hysterically*

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Ramble.

If the Romans were still around today, they wouldn't need lions to feed Christians to, they would just throw Christians to other Christians and let the devouring begin.

-=(

CIA mind controlling experiments. It's all hush hush.

The year is 1951; something sinister was taking place in a small quiet village in southern France. As if straight out of a horror movie, Men, Women and children have gone completely insane. An eleven year old tried to strange his grandmother without any sort of rhyme or reason, another man shouted “I am a plane” before jumping out of a second-floor window breaking both his legs. He then got up and continued walking for fifty yards. Another man saw his heart escaping through his feet and begged doctors repeatedly to put it back. Hundreds were taken to the local asylum in strait Jackets. Even then the insanity didn't stop. The patients had to be tied down because they would thrash wildly on their beds screaming that red flowers were blossoming from their bodies only after explaining that their heads had been turned into molten lead.

The investigation into the matter was immediately covered up. The blame was placed on a local baker who had (supposedly) unwittingly contaminated his flour with ergot, a hallucinogenic mould that infects rye. It wasn’t until two years later that the facts started to fall apart. A Mr. Albarelli came across CIA documents while investigating the suspicious suicide of a certain Frank Olson, a biochemist that worked for SOD (a Swiss –based Pharmaceutical Company which was known for secretly supplying the Army and CIA with LSD.) one of the documents referenced the “Secret of Pont-Saint-Espirt” and explained that it could not have been caused by the mould but by diethylamide (the D in LSD). a few years later two former colleagues of Mr. Olson stepped forward and explained to Mr. Albarelli that the Pont-Saint-Esprit incident was part of a mind control experiment run by the CIA and US army.

This entire incident has been confirmed by a White House document sent to members of the Rockefeller Commission. [The Rockefeller Commission was created by an act of congress signed into law by Richard Nixon to investigate a stream of CIA abuses.] The commission turned up a few names of French Nationals who had been secretly employed by the CIA and had been directly referenced to the “Pont St. Esprit Incident”. This experiment was part of a quest by the CIA to research LSD as an offensive mind control weapon. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide is easily manufactured (ergoline derivative) and almost too easy to mass-produce. It can last for years if stored properly. In its pure form it is odorless and colorless. These attributes make it the most cost effective psych-weapon if it proved in fact to have mind controlling abilities.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Ramble.

It's hard to distinguish reality when your dreams feel so real.
-sr

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Ramble.

Love you? I don’t even know you, but what is knowledge when we have the rest of our lives?

Ramble.

I turn away just to say I’ve learned to love you a different way. -sr

=>

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Ramble.

Loren: Oh come-on I know you trust me
Me: No way dude my trust is equivalent to the distance I can throw you.
Loren: Shush you wouldn't ever touch a girl I know you to well for that!
Me: Exactly my point ma'am.
Loren: well played young sir.... well played.

Omegle

A friend of mine texted me this url and told me to write a blog about it. So here goes! Omegle is a website based anonymous chat room, Its slogan states "talk to strangers!" and indeed you do. Essentially the program connects "you" to a "stranger" and your off! It's all about fun and laughs so it's completely anonymous unless you give out personal information which its recommended that you do not! Heres a few chat-logs I've had with "strangers".

[In these chats I decided to act like a Fifty year old pedophile for reasons unknown]

Chat 1.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hay stranger
Stranger: hayyy
You: =>
Stranger: are you a creepy old man?
You: yeah
You: hairy too.
You: let me tell yah.
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: just what i was looking for.
You: are you a easily convinced young female?
Stranger: no but i am a young inexperienced autobot
You: good enough.
Stranger: OH YEAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 2.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hay! :D
Stranger: f/m?
You: m
Stranger: f :)
You: :D
Stranger: age?
You: according to megans law I have to inform you I'm a creepy old 50 year old pedo O-O
Stranger: okay so your 50??? (<-- I lol'd at this point because it was apparent she had no idea what Meagans law meant.)
You: I kid
You: i'm 19
Stranger: oh. im 18.
You: ooooOOoo
Stranger: yepp.
You: didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: apparently not.
You: mm yeah mine I guess was hoping I'd get stolen by one o_o
Stranger: yeah same. i guess. Ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Here I decided to be normal for once and have a casual chat]
Chat 3.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy.
You: HAY :D
You: =)
You: =P
You: =D
Stranger: wow youre in a good mood.
You: hellz yeah man
Stranger: where you from.?
You: Pennsylvania
You: where are you from?
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: singapore.
Stranger: male or female.
You: singapore that's so awesome!
You: I'm male.
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: im a girl.
You: very cool.
You: Do you get a public education in singapore?
Stranger: i just went to paramores consert on the 7th of march.
Stranger: it was soo cool.!!
You: No way dude I love paramore!
Stranger: at first i cant believe they came to singapore.
You: Dude I know! how crazy is that!
You: well its not that crazy
You: but still a lot of american bands don't tour abroad until they have a very established fanbase in the U.S
Stranger: ouh.
Stranger: i didnt know that.
You: yupp!
You: how did you learn english?
You: are you part american?
Stranger: no i'm not
You: I guess school teaches you some but your very fluent
Stranger: kind of.
Stranger: i like reading poem when i was a kid.
Stranger: i guess maybe thats what makes my english pretty good.
You: cool what kinds of poems?
Stranger: i cant remember but thats what my mom told me.
Stranger: but i write music.
Stranger: i love making music,it makes me relaxed.
You: how awesome! do you play any instruments?
Stranger: i can play guitar and piano.
You: =D
You: me too!
Stranger: cool.!!
Stranger: but i really wanna learn how to play violin.
You: I play the viola!
You: it's very cool its like a deeper violin
You: hay gurl! good talking to you I'll catch you later baii!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 4.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 american male.
You: =)
You: HAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-Guessing this guy wanted a girl o_o?!

[This is when everything took an interesting turn and I got a little crazy I started posing as a man who believed the world was going to end... in five minutes]

chat 5.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: DUDE
You: OMG DO YOU REALIZE
You: THAT IN 5 MINUTES THE WORLD WILL END?
You: O-O!
Stranger: no it wont
You: You have 5 minutes to guess if I'm a guy or girl
You: GO
Stranger: guy
You: your good.
You: =(
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u have 30 seondss to gess if im a guy or a girl
Stranger: go
You: girl
You: and if your not I want you to be.
You: because talking to guys can be gay.
Stranger: im a girl
You: =|
You: YES
You: IM NOT GAY
You: :D
You: hooray!
Stranger: yayy
Stranger: saying hoorayy is being gay
You: in 5 minutes when the world ends we can repopulate the world together
You: unless...
You: your lesbian o_o
Stranger: no im not
You: =}
Stranger: im 14 btw
You: OMG
You: GET OUT OF HERE
You: RIGHT NOW GO
You: SHOO
You: GET GOING
You: GET OUT YOU JEZEBEL!
Stranger: lol ur funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat number 6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 5 MINUTES
You: YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY 10 minutes to guess if I'm the cause!
You: Don't waste time trying to find anyone else to talk to
You: I'm the closest and awesomest
You: GO :>
You: *boom*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[if your still reading these you must be bored ._.]



chat 7.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LEAVE
You: THE WORLD WILL END
You: O_O ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 8.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna see my ======= on webcam ?
You: o_o
You: wanna see my very disgusted face?

Chat 9.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: DONT LEAVE ME
You: whatever you might do!
You: I have abandonment issues! =(!
Stranger: i'm not going to leave you
You: I will
You: cry horribly
Stranger: dont cry
Stranger: i'm here to stay
You: =D
You: great!
Stranger: whats your name??
You: in that case I'm a 19 year old male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[Apparently there is a plethora of males looking for females on this site ._. what the heck!? ]

Chat 10.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LEAVE ME! I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES! =(!
Stranger: yup.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[I laughed hysterically]

Chat 11.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a ===== girl with cam and msn?
You: nope but I'm a disgusted young male ._.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 12.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAY
Stranger: hi there]
You: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT LEAVE ME! :(!
You: I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES!
Stranger: knock knock
You: whose there?
Stranger: me, and i'll always be there :')
You: hahahaha
You: your a great kid whoever you are ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[LOL.]

Chat 13. [and final]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!!
You: HEY!
Stranger: what'sup?
You: Dude, the worlds going to end in 5 minutes
You: =|
Stranger: oh ****
You: yeah
Stranger: who did it?
You: so hows your day?
Stranger: it's been great so far
Stranger: how about you?
You: oh I did sorry my bad tripped over the wire labeled 'life'
Stranger: until you found the world was going to end in 5 minutes
You: well pretty good other than the world ending in 5 minutes.
Stranger: haha it's fine
Stranger: i am all good here
You: hmm yes!
Stranger: how about you?
You: =(
Stranger: why?
You: because I tripped over the wire
You: gosh!
Stranger: plug it back in
Stranger: use duck tape
You: I tried apparently its one of those European ends and the socket is American :|
Stranger: oh dang
You: btw we only have 2 minutes left!
Stranger: oh nuts!!!!
You: This conversation should take drastic turns!
You: are you female?
Stranger: yes!!
how about you?
You: MALE
You: PERFECT
You: HOLD ME
Stranger: yeah i will!
You: 1 MINUTE LEFT
Stranger: oh dang what now???
You: I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU, BUT WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Stranger: yes i will for sure!!
You: YES OKAY GREAT
You: UM WELL HUNNY THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS
You: BUT IF IT DIDN'T OUR MARRIAGE WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE IT WAS BORN UNDER DURESS
You: WE'D HAVE ABOUT 5 KIDS AND WE'D FORM A COUNTRY BAND
You: AND TOUR THE MIDWEST
Stranger: hells yeah!!
You: GROW OLD BE VERY SUCCESSFUL
You: YOU MIGHT CHEAT ON ME
Stranger: hells yeah that's what i wanted to do all along
You: WITH A MEXICAN KNOWN AS QUANTO
Stranger: no i won't!
You: but i'll forgive you and our marriage will take a huge step!
Stranger: we can hunt mexicanstogether
Stranger: yeah same here
Stranger: just like the nazis
You: and then eventually our life will follow the plot of "up"
Stranger: yay?!?!?
Stranger: wait i die?
You: in which you'll die and I'll fill a house with balloons in order to honor your memory !
You: yeah sorry. :|
Stranger: oh.. well that's ok
Stranger: i deserved it
Stranger: You are the most awesome guy I ever talked to bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[I can't help but feel sad I lost my spouse =| ]

Monday, March 8, 2010

Thoughts part 1. 3/8/210

Lamnin is a protein that is part of the extra cellular matrix in humans and animals. Lamnin inter meshes with other Lamnin that bind to cells and quite literally holds the cell together by holding them in place it obviously allows them to function properly. It's essentially the glue that binds life together. It's become a kind of Icon for Christianity because the structure of lamnin is the exact shape of a cross it became an icon after being used In a sermon that was given by Louie Giglio. Heres a picture of Lamnin if your curiosity has been pricked.
Even though I do not agree with Louie Giglio's argument (which he presented during his sermon). It got me thinking and heres just some of my thoughts that were randomly spawned off. The Second law of thermodynamics states that the universe is headed towards chaos (entropy = the amount of order or disorder). Society follows this law constantly showing tendencies of heading towards disorder. Religion counterbalances the disorder that is human nature by laying down laws and precepts to follow; achieving equilibrium.

Next time: 3rd party factors that are ruining our world.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

It will open your mind.

What the news doesn't cover:
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia

GERMIES CREATE FATIES D=

Germs cause obesity :O!
I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who has given me strength, that he considered me faithful, appointing me to his service. Even though I was once a blasphemer and a persecutor and a violent man, I was shown mercy because I acted in ignorance and unbelief. The grace of our Lord was poured out on me abundantly, along with the faith and love that are in Christ Jesus.

Ramble

Oh we’re just a generation lost in space somewhere between the fabric of time and space in a different world and a different place perhaps me and you never lost our place. -sr

=)

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
by the power of truth I while living have conquered the universe.
- Faust

Ramble

I dare do all that may become a man; who dares more is none - Macbeth.