Omegle

A friend of mine texted me this url and told me to write a blog about it. So here goes! Omegle is a website based anonymous chat room, Its slogan states "talk to strangers!" and indeed you do. Essentially the program connects "you" to a "stranger" and your off! It's all about fun and laughs so it's completely anonymous unless you give out personal information which its recommended that you do not! Heres a few chat-logs I've had with "strangers".

[In these chats I decided to act like a Fifty year old pedophile for reasons unknown]

Chat 1.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hay stranger
Stranger: hayyy
You: =>
Stranger: are you a creepy old man?
You: yeah
You: hairy too.
You: let me tell yah.
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: just what i was looking for.
You: are you a easily convinced young female?
Stranger: no but i am a young inexperienced autobot
You: good enough.
Stranger: OH YEAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 2.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hay! :D
Stranger: f/m?
You: m
Stranger: f :)
You: :D
Stranger: age?
You: according to megans law I have to inform you I'm a creepy old 50 year old pedo O-O
Stranger: okay so your 50??? (<-- I lol'd at this point because it was apparent she had no idea what Meagans law meant.)
You: I kid
You: i'm 19
Stranger: oh. im 18.
You: ooooOOoo
Stranger: yepp.
You: didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: apparently not.
You: mm yeah mine I guess was hoping I'd get stolen by one o_o
Stranger: yeah same. i guess. Ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Here I decided to be normal for once and have a casual chat]
Chat 3.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy.
You: HAY :D
You: =)
You: =P
You: =D
Stranger: wow youre in a good mood.
You: hellz yeah man
Stranger: where you from.?
You: Pennsylvania
You: where are you from?
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: singapore.
Stranger: male or female.
You: singapore that's so awesome!
You: I'm male.
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: im a girl.
You: very cool.
You: Do you get a public education in singapore?
Stranger: i just went to paramores consert on the 7th of march.
Stranger: it was soo cool.!!
You: No way dude I love paramore!
Stranger: at first i cant believe they came to singapore.
You: Dude I know! how crazy is that!
You: well its not that crazy
You: but still a lot of american bands don't tour abroad until they have a very established fanbase in the U.S
Stranger: ouh.
Stranger: i didnt know that.
You: yupp!
You: how did you learn english?
You: are you part american?
Stranger: no i'm not
You: I guess school teaches you some but your very fluent
Stranger: kind of.
Stranger: i like reading poem when i was a kid.
Stranger: i guess maybe thats what makes my english pretty good.
You: cool what kinds of poems?
Stranger: i cant remember but thats what my mom told me.
Stranger: but i write music.
Stranger: i love making music,it makes me relaxed.
You: how awesome! do you play any instruments?
Stranger: i can play guitar and piano.
You: =D
You: me too!
Stranger: cool.!!
Stranger: but i really wanna learn how to play violin.
You: I play the viola!
You: it's very cool its like a deeper violin
You: hay gurl! good talking to you I'll catch you later baii!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 4.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 american male.
You: =)
You: HAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-Guessing this guy wanted a girl o_o?!

[This is when everything took an interesting turn and I got a little crazy I started posing as a man who believed the world was going to end... in five minutes]

chat 5.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: DUDE
You: OMG DO YOU REALIZE
You: THAT IN 5 MINUTES THE WORLD WILL END?
You: O-O!
Stranger: no it wont
You: You have 5 minutes to guess if I'm a guy or girl
You: GO
Stranger: guy
You: your good.
You: =(
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u have 30 seondss to gess if im a guy or a girl
Stranger: go
You: girl
You: and if your not I want you to be.
You: because talking to guys can be gay.
Stranger: im a girl
You: =|
You: YES
You: IM NOT GAY
You: :D
You: hooray!
Stranger: yayy
Stranger: saying hoorayy is being gay
You: in 5 minutes when the world ends we can repopulate the world together
You: unless...
You: your lesbian o_o
Stranger: no im not
You: =}
Stranger: im 14 btw
You: OMG
You: GET OUT OF HERE
You: RIGHT NOW GO
You: SHOO
You: GET GOING
You: GET OUT YOU JEZEBEL!
Stranger: lol ur funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat number 6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 5 MINUTES
You: YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY 10 minutes to guess if I'm the cause!
You: Don't waste time trying to find anyone else to talk to
You: I'm the closest and awesomest
You: GO :>
You: *boom*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[if your still reading these you must be bored ._.]



chat 7.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LEAVE
You: THE WORLD WILL END
You: O_O ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 8.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna see my ======= on webcam ?
You: o_o
You: wanna see my very disgusted face?

Chat 9.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: DONT LEAVE ME
You: whatever you might do!
You: I have abandonment issues! =(!
Stranger: i'm not going to leave you
You: I will
You: cry horribly
Stranger: dont cry
Stranger: i'm here to stay
You: =D
You: great!
Stranger: whats your name??
You: in that case I'm a 19 year old male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[Apparently there is a plethora of males looking for females on this site ._. what the heck!? ]

Chat 10.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LEAVE ME! I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES! =(!
Stranger: yup.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[I laughed hysterically]

Chat 11.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a ===== girl with cam and msn?
You: nope but I'm a disgusted young male ._.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat 12.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAY
Stranger: hi there]
You: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT LEAVE ME! :(!
You: I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES!
Stranger: knock knock
You: whose there?
Stranger: me, and i'll always be there :')
You: hahahaha
You: your a great kid whoever you are ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[LOL.]

Chat 13. [and final]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!!
You: HEY!
Stranger: what'sup?
You: Dude, the worlds going to end in 5 minutes
You: =|
Stranger: oh ****
You: yeah
Stranger: who did it?
You: so hows your day?
Stranger: it's been great so far
Stranger: how about you?
You: oh I did sorry my bad tripped over the wire labeled 'life'
Stranger: until you found the world was going to end in 5 minutes
You: well pretty good other than the world ending in 5 minutes.
Stranger: haha it's fine
Stranger: i am all good here
You: hmm yes!
Stranger: how about you?
You: =(
Stranger: why?
You: because I tripped over the wire
You: gosh!
Stranger: plug it back in
Stranger: use duck tape
You: I tried apparently its one of those European ends and the socket is American :|
Stranger: oh dang
You: btw we only have 2 minutes left!
Stranger: oh nuts!!!!
You: This conversation should take drastic turns!
You: are you female?
Stranger: yes!!
how about you?
You: MALE
You: PERFECT
You: HOLD ME
Stranger: yeah i will!
You: 1 MINUTE LEFT
Stranger: oh dang what now???
You: I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU, BUT WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Stranger: yes i will for sure!!
You: YES OKAY GREAT
You: UM WELL HUNNY THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS
You: BUT IF IT DIDN'T OUR MARRIAGE WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE IT WAS BORN UNDER DURESS
You: WE'D HAVE ABOUT 5 KIDS AND WE'D FORM A COUNTRY BAND
You: AND TOUR THE MIDWEST
Stranger: hells yeah!!
You: GROW OLD BE VERY SUCCESSFUL
You: YOU MIGHT CHEAT ON ME
Stranger: hells yeah that's what i wanted to do all along
You: WITH A MEXICAN KNOWN AS QUANTO
Stranger: no i won't!
You: but i'll forgive you and our marriage will take a huge step!
Stranger: we can hunt mexicanstogether
Stranger: yeah same here
Stranger: just like the nazis
You: and then eventually our life will follow the plot of "up"
Stranger: yay?!?!?
Stranger: wait i die?
You: in which you'll die and I'll fill a house with balloons in order to honor your memory !
You: yeah sorry. :|
Stranger: oh.. well that's ok
Stranger: i deserved it
Stranger: You are the most awesome guy I ever talked to bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[I can't help but feel sad I lost my spouse =| ]