Luls.

*RING RING*
ME: HEY WHATS UP :D!?
Sabrina: Hay guess whose here with me!
ME: WHO?
Sabrina: Kate! She's on break! whats the water I'm hearing in the background
your not being a pig and using the...
ME: DUDE ITS MY SHOWER....
Sabrina: Oh dear God! WHY WOULD YOU ANSWER THE PHONE NAKED
ME: I usually answer the phone naked... even when i'm not showering...
Sabrina: pig! call me when you get some clothes on bai! *click*

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Today
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Voicemail: Hay Sebby it's been almost four days and you never called me back I'm starting to worry you got arrested for some sort of lewd act or worse burned all your clothes.

Me: *Laughing hysterically*